• House : If you don't make it, I'll wait a month before sleeping with someone.
  • Cuddy : Make it two
  • House : Bitch.
"I don’t hate him. I loved him until I figured out it hurts a lot less to just not care."

— Dr. Robert Chase; House M.D. (via iamkrix)

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Hey guys!

Sorry I’ve been slacking, I’ve been really busy with school and what not. Anyway, don’t forget to submit your own! And I found this tumblr : http://littlehousethings.tumblr.com/

so go ahead and check it out! you might like it. ^-^

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let-them-talk:

Click and drag to find out. :P 

(Source: lisaedelstein)

crazyizzy:

Cuddy: So what were you, an astronaut, or a bullfighter?
House: I was myself…for the most part.

crazyizzy:

Cuddy: So what were you, an astronaut, or a bullfighter?

House: I was myself…for the most part.

(via swaggeroutyourvortex)

"I feel like we’ve just buried a hooker in the desert."

— Taub (via teeheesnort)


Cuddy : I’m busy.
House : I know. I just want to say that I’m sorry.
Cuddy : Shouldn’t you be saying that to Sanford Wells? A fifth-grade career day? You really thought you could pull that off?
House : I figured, how hard could it be? And I wanted to prove to you that I do care about your needs and Rachel’s. I do.
Cuddy : Is that why you also stole my computer?
House : Yes it is.
Cuddy : And then threw it in the trash?
House : I did not throw it, I placed it, knowing that the janitor would find it and know it was yours and return it to you unharmed. I’m a moron. That doesn’t mean I-I don’t care about you. That I don’t think about you, that I don’t want you to be happy. I was wrong you were right. I can do better. Just… give me a chance.
Cuddy : So what were you? An Astronaut or a Bullfighter?
House : I was myself… For the most part. I know you’re still upset so I’m gonna… Leave you to – to deal with it however you want
Cuddy: House. You want to come over for dinner tonight?
House : I’d love to.

Cuddy : I’m busy.

House : I know. I just want to say that I’m sorry.

Cuddy : Shouldn’t you be saying that to Sanford Wells? A fifth-grade career day? You really thought you could pull that off?

House : I figured, how hard could it be? And I wanted to prove to you that I do care about your needs and Rachel’s. I do.

Cuddy : Is that why you also stole my computer?

House : Yes it is.

Cuddy : And then threw it in the trash?

House : I did not throw it, I placed it, knowing that the janitor would find it and know it was yours and return it to you unharmed. I’m a moron. That doesn’t mean I-I don’t care about you. That I don’t think about you, that I don’t want you to be happy. I was wrong you were right. I can do better. Just… give me a chance.

Cuddy : So what were you? An Astronaut or a Bullfighter?

House : I was myself… For the most part. I know you’re still upset so I’m gonna… Leave you to – to deal with it however you want

Cuddy: House. You want to come over for dinner tonight?

House : I’d love to.

(Source: lisaedelstein)

(Source: lisaedelstein)

"You need me House. You may even love me. But you don’t care about me…and I may deserve somebody that does."

— Lisa Cuddy